Do you lie in bed at night wondering how you could filter you oil to.005 micron, how you could dewater your oil to 1 part per billion and what you could do to get your oil to a temperature only slightly below that of the sun?
Well worry no more! From the land of over complication, expense, squandering of natural resources, and ultimate paranoia, comes an accessory no veg oil fueled Jalopy should be without.
Forget about common heat exchangers, 6 port valves, filters and rubber hose, our yankee doodle dandy friends from the land of “save fossil fuel by using twice as much to make ethanol from corn to keep the farmers happy” have come up with an all in one, over kill solution to your wildest and most erotic veg oil dreams…
This all in one devise which appears as complicated and an eco system itself, is just bristling with enough pretty colored anodized fittings, valves, hose barbs and electrical connections to make hooking up a nuclear reactor look simple.
A one stop solution to all your veg oil conversion requirements, this baby should not only have you converted pride and joy running sweet as, but will help elevate your status in the neighborhood from "Weirdo Hippy who has smoked one Joint too many and drives that noisey old **** box" to complete VEG OIL GOD every time you open your bonnet.
Tell the world you have reached the top of the worlds tallest veg oil dumpster by merely being able to successfuly hook this bad boy up and get the thing working. Impress people even more by relocating your engine to the boot in order to make room under your bonnet for the myriad of hoses, pipes and wiring that will all run to this one central point of the holy grail of WVO motoring bliss.
Now I know what your thinking, this is just another of those Internet doctored photographs designed to make greasy drivers around the world weep with tears of grief and sobs of “ If only!”
Wipe your bloodshot eyes and put away self combusting oil saturated rag fellow mobile BBQ aroma jockeys, this Baby is for real!
See it for your self live in the flesh in photographs labeled earlier at V.O.Tech Fuels systems.... The guys that share your veg oil fantasies. (and obviously have a very lenient policy which allows their entire R&D team of engineers to heavily practice all sorts of substance abuse at work.)
“Owmuchizit?” I hear you ask.
Well as I would have to ask myself, I didn’t, because we all know what the old adage says.
If you’re a little more well heeled than I and thinking of fitting one to your new customized hummer, or special order diesel Ferrari, drop them a line and find out.
If your thinking of fitting it to you Pre-2005 Merc, I anticipate it’s highly likely you’ll need to sell the car to pay for the contraption especially if your going to have to pay a 30odd percent exchange rate difference. For those of us in this catergory, it’s probably not worth disappointing yourself with any more than a drool and a sigh as you prey for next weeks lotto to drop at least your next 10 years wages on you.
For the truly talented, capable and seriously demented DIY veg oil enthusiast with every modern piece of manufacturing equipment known to man at your disposal, Here’s something you can use for inspiration to knock up something better for yourself.
Industry rumours about the Geo indicate the next model may have provision for direct interface to the cars electronic management computer and feature accessories such as GPS, a barometer, airspeed indicator, Depth gauge, Horoscope and toasted sandwich maker. Photographs of a 3 group espresso machine option are circulating the net, but so far the manufactures have denied rumors this will be fitted to any of their products before version 3 becomes available in 2017.
Well worry no more! From the land of over complication, expense, squandering of natural resources, and ultimate paranoia, comes an accessory no veg oil fueled Jalopy should be without.
Forget about common heat exchangers, 6 port valves, filters and rubber hose, our yankee doodle dandy friends from the land of “save fossil fuel by using twice as much to make ethanol from corn to keep the farmers happy” have come up with an all in one, over kill solution to your wildest and most erotic veg oil dreams…
T h e V . O . T e c h G E O .
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(cue thunderclap and Marching band sound effect)
This all in one devise which appears as complicated and an eco system itself, is just bristling with enough pretty colored anodized fittings, valves, hose barbs and electrical connections to make hooking up a nuclear reactor look simple.
A one stop solution to all your veg oil conversion requirements, this baby should not only have you converted pride and joy running sweet as, but will help elevate your status in the neighborhood from "Weirdo Hippy who has smoked one Joint too many and drives that noisey old **** box" to complete VEG OIL GOD every time you open your bonnet.
Tell the world you have reached the top of the worlds tallest veg oil dumpster by merely being able to successfuly hook this bad boy up and get the thing working. Impress people even more by relocating your engine to the boot in order to make room under your bonnet for the myriad of hoses, pipes and wiring that will all run to this one central point of the holy grail of WVO motoring bliss.
Now I know what your thinking, this is just another of those Internet doctored photographs designed to make greasy drivers around the world weep with tears of grief and sobs of “ If only!”
Wipe your bloodshot eyes and put away self combusting oil saturated rag fellow mobile BBQ aroma jockeys, this Baby is for real!
See it for your self live in the flesh in photographs labeled earlier at V.O.Tech Fuels systems.... The guys that share your veg oil fantasies. (and obviously have a very lenient policy which allows their entire R&D team of engineers to heavily practice all sorts of substance abuse at work.)
“Owmuchizit?” I hear you ask.
Well as I would have to ask myself, I didn’t, because we all know what the old adage says.
If you’re a little more well heeled than I and thinking of fitting one to your new customized hummer, or special order diesel Ferrari, drop them a line and find out.
If your thinking of fitting it to you Pre-2005 Merc, I anticipate it’s highly likely you’ll need to sell the car to pay for the contraption especially if your going to have to pay a 30odd percent exchange rate difference. For those of us in this catergory, it’s probably not worth disappointing yourself with any more than a drool and a sigh as you prey for next weeks lotto to drop at least your next 10 years wages on you.
For the truly talented, capable and seriously demented DIY veg oil enthusiast with every modern piece of manufacturing equipment known to man at your disposal, Here’s something you can use for inspiration to knock up something better for yourself.
Industry rumours about the Geo indicate the next model may have provision for direct interface to the cars electronic management computer and feature accessories such as GPS, a barometer, airspeed indicator, Depth gauge, Horoscope and toasted sandwich maker. Photographs of a 3 group espresso machine option are circulating the net, but so far the manufactures have denied rumors this will be fitted to any of their products before version 3 becomes available in 2017.
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