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    CORONA virus alert updates

    CORONA virus alert updates:

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent virus threat and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”

    Soon, though, level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.”
    The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
    The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a
    “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Irish have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's Get the Bastard.”
    They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from “Run” to “Hide.”
    The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, Mate.”

    Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”, I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and
    “The barbie is cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.






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    Re: CORONA virus alert updates

    Mexicans demand crackdown on Americans crossing the border

    Mexican protesters have shut a US southern border crossing amid fears that untested American travellers will spread coronavirus.
    Residents in Sonora, south of the US state of Arizona, have promised to block traffic into Mexico for a second day after closing a checkpoint for hours on Wednesday.
    They wore face masks and held signs telling Americans to "stay at home".
    Mexico has fewer than 500 confirmed Covid-19 cases and the US over 65,000.
    The border is supposed to be closed to all except "essential" business, but protesters said there has been little enforcement and no testing by authorities.
    The blockade was led by members of the group Sonorans for Health and Life, who called for medical testing to be done on anyone who crosses from the US into Mexico.
    Jose Luis Hernandez, a group member, told the Arizona Republic: "There are no health screenings by the federal government to deal with this pandemic. That's why we're here in Nogales. We've taken this action to call on the Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador to act now."

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52053656

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    Parrot hoarding toiletpaper


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    What A Bargain!!
    ONLY $39.99 for a 500ml bottle of 75% alcohol hand sanatizer From Kogan.
    (receive it in about two months)

    I made my own 1000ml bottle of 95.5% alcohol hand sanatizer for $5.00 by replacing the top of a bottle of metho with a Dr Pepper screw-on top with a tiny hole drilled in the top.




    75% Alcohol Antibacterial Instant Sanitiser (500ml)
    Kills 99.9% of germs!
    $39.99
    + Delivery
    Available in QLD 4550
    Ships on 18th May

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    Tilly, you forgot to include glycerin and perfume in your sanitiser.
    We can't get Metho in Perth anymore, the hoarders have cornered the market for it.
    Another recipe is to use Aloe Vera jelly from the leaves to re-moisturise your hands. Works well I am led to believe.
    p.s. You could water your metho down to 70% and still have the same effectiveness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony From West Oz View Post
    You could water your metho down to 70% and still have the same effectiveness.
    Actually you should water it down. High concentrations of ethanol are not as effective as when it is a bit weaker, so I read.

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    In this time of hoarding toilet paper and tinned beef, I received this video I will share.


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