Re: The Fitch Catalyst - Genuine Improvement or Fake Hype?
Hello Leongster,
What can I say?
The Real World is waiting for you.
Don't take any wooden nickles.
The post you quote is meaningless.
Say hello to all the Fairies at the bottom of the garden.
Make sure you put a Filch catteliser on both pedals of your bicycle.
Hello Marc 1
I thought I should share this with you
Ratbags Holistic Health Academy Training course for homeopaths
Some may think that all you have to do to become a homeopath is get a copy of Materia Medica and practice diluting and succussing.
There is in fact a comprehensive training program.
1. Remove the brain. It does not have to come out in one piece, so any method may be used which does not damage the skull too much.
2. Blend the brain with 10 times its weight in sand.
3. Take 10% of the mixture and blend that with 10 times its weight in sand.
4. Repeat step 3 20 times.
5. Pour the final mixture back into the cavity where the brain was.
6. If the brain was removed by trepanning or arthroscopy, seal the hole in the skull with a cork (do not use a rubber bung). If the entire top of the skull was removed, put the top back on carefully and apply an electric current vertically until the bone knits again.
7. Succuss the head twice on each side with a brick.
8. Award certificate of competence.
It should be noted that some less reputable training institutions have been offering accelerated courses which leave out the first 6 steps. To ensure that your homeopath has been properly trained, look for the horizontal scar running around the head just above the eyes, or ask to see the cork
Tilly
Hello Leongster,
What can I say?
The Real World is waiting for you.
Don't take any wooden nickles.
The post you quote is meaningless.
Say hello to all the Fairies at the bottom of the garden.
Make sure you put a Filch catteliser on both pedals of your bicycle.
Hello Marc 1
I thought I should share this with you
Ratbags Holistic Health Academy Training course for homeopaths
Some may think that all you have to do to become a homeopath is get a copy of Materia Medica and practice diluting and succussing.
There is in fact a comprehensive training program.
1. Remove the brain. It does not have to come out in one piece, so any method may be used which does not damage the skull too much.
2. Blend the brain with 10 times its weight in sand.
3. Take 10% of the mixture and blend that with 10 times its weight in sand.
4. Repeat step 3 20 times.
5. Pour the final mixture back into the cavity where the brain was.
6. If the brain was removed by trepanning or arthroscopy, seal the hole in the skull with a cork (do not use a rubber bung). If the entire top of the skull was removed, put the top back on carefully and apply an electric current vertically until the bone knits again.
7. Succuss the head twice on each side with a brick.
8. Award certificate of competence.
It should be noted that some less reputable training institutions have been offering accelerated courses which leave out the first 6 steps. To ensure that your homeopath has been properly trained, look for the horizontal scar running around the head just above the eyes, or ask to see the cork
Tilly
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